ATTENTION ALL SCIENTISTS!

All this talk of stem cells and genetic engineering has got me thinking. What if you could have hot sauce any time you wanted? What about Ranch dressing? This is where the scientists need to come in. Why not find a way to make sauce glands that can be placed into the roof of the mouth. With these sauce glands you could be eating some chicken and just squirt out a little Frank's Red Hot whenever you felt the need. No more messy sauce packets and bottles. No more tasteless food. Sauce glands. I will be willing to donate my body to science in order to achieve this. I anticipate some problems at first. Maybe whenever I get really excited sauce will squirt out of my mouth. Perhaps I will be at a baseball game and scream really loud and shoot ranch all over the mom two rows down. Nevertheless, these problems will only be hilarious. So, how bout it science?