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Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Countdown

I became very excited today when I saw a poster advertising the 1st Annual Northwest Salsa Congress. It is only two days away. I predict the delegate from New York City will be openly mocked.


Follow Up: I just went to the website www.nwcongress.com, and it appears that this "congress" is not about the #1 condiment in the United States, but about salsa dancing (the #1,358 condiment, just behind diarrhea).

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't eat the green salsa from Qdoba, it will give you green diarrhea meng.

September 06, 2006 11:16 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Today I was sitting around wondering what the greatest blogger of our generation is up to these days. That blogger is of course "Carl" from the brillant yet short lived blog "Carl's blog". I spent about 2 hrs today looking for any trace of him on the internet and came up empty. I know he is out there spreading his incredible humor and wisdom. Carl is not a selfish man, and would never keep himself from his hoards of fans.

I now need the 3 to 11 people who read this blog to help me in my search. Known info: his name is Carl, he lives in Wisconsin (I think), his Wow caracter is Caja, his girl friends name is Aubree. He enjoys World of Warcraft, brew dogs, a good potato soup, and pussy (not specifically mentioned in the blog, but clearly implied).

I am willing to pay 5$ to whoever is able to find out Carl's whereabouts. I will accept: his myspace or facebook page, an actual photo you personally took of carl, or his new blog. Let the great search begin!

COJO

September 12, 2006 2:24 PM

 

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