People I Want to Punch in the Face
There are three people I want to punch in the face right now. I know you are not supposed to hit a guy with glasses, but what about a girl with glasses? What if she has a hearing aid? I'll talk more about that later but here are the people who need a nice face smashing. All three of them are girls so I don't know what that says about me. So here they are in reverse order.
3. The chubby faced redheadd girl who sits in the front right side of my class.
There is nothing that she does that makes her deserve a punch in the face, but her cheeks are just a little bit chubby and they look like they would be soft on my knuckles. She is not even fat, but just has that baby fat on her face . . . which I really want to punch. I'm sure that after I punched her in the face I would feel really bad about it. Until then, I can't look at her without wondering what it would be like to smash my fist right into her nose.
2. The stupid bitch with the stupid look on her face who sits in the front of my class.
I wouldn't have noticed this dumb cunt except I was looking at the chubby faced girl and saw her out of the corner of my eye. Why are you always looking around the class with that dumb grin? Every time I see you looking back at my direction I want to fold your teeth back to the roof of your mouth. She's always got this fucking look on her face like she is really enjoying the professor's lecture. Guess what bitch? That look does not make you look interesting and intellectual. In fact, that look makes you look like someone who wants both their eye sockets crushed with a cinder block. The only way I would fuck her would be from behind while stabbing her in the back and shoulders with a screwdriver.
1. The worthless twat with the hearing aid.
This bitch combines everything I hate. She is fat, but not hideously fat. She has an equally stupid look on her face like #2. She wears glasses. She is ugly. Of course, the hearing aid puts her over the top. Do you want some fucking sympathy from me just because your stupid ugly face can't hear anything? It's too bad you are deaf because I'm sure you would love the sound of your jaw being ripped off your face. Stop turning around with that fucking look on your face! It is not cute to stick your tongue out a little bit and smile like you are some kind of Japanese cartoon cat. I want to punch your face until it feels like bread dough. I hope you get raped with splintered piece of blasa wood bitch.
1 Comments:
Thanks Walter! That Russian Mail Order Bride website is really cool! Maybe I'll fill in my info and you can get your 4 cents commission and maybe buy a pint of shitty vodka and a potato to feed your entire Chernobyl deformed family. Faggot.
September 14, 2005 7:00 PM
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