Prayers Answered

Fresh on the heels of the National Day of Prayer, some sweet salvation comes to the rest of the human race. Yes, I'm talking about the upcoming National Day of Slayer on June 6 (that's 6/6/06). Here are some ways to celebrate from their website:

Stage a "Slay-out." Don't go to work. Listen to Slayer.

Have a huge block party that clogs up a street in your neighborhood. Blast Slayer albums all evening. Get police cruisers and helicopters on the scene. Finish with a full-scale riot.

Spray paint Slayer logos on churches, synagogues, or cemeteries.

Play Slayer covers with your own band (since 99% of your riffs are stolen from Slayer anyway).

Kill the neighbor's dog and blame it on Slayer.

P.S. Speaking of bands stealing riffs from Slayer, check out this link from Mambles: http://youtube.com/watch?v=9aJFSpkxjtY&search=chris%20burke
You know you've lived a fine life when you can ride some washed-up down syndrome kid's coattails to mediocrity.