Want to Send Me Into a Murderous Rage?

Here is the Top Ten List of things you can do to get me to hate you instantly:

10. Have red hair

9. Use the word "pathos"

8. Believe that intelligent design should be taught in schools instead of, or along side, evolution

7. Be a yella-bellied commie

6. Not enjoy a Subway sandwich from time to time

5. Think that hating someone for not enjoying a Subway sandwich from time to time is frivolous and counterproductive

4. Use the words "frivolous" and "counterproductive"

3. Make Top Ten Lists that you don't have ten funny things for and end up having to put in some random entry that is completely out of context as a filler

2. The Wright Brothers

1. Be a hypocrite