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Saturday, December 03, 2005

Trader Joe's Cilantro Roasted Pecan Dip

CONSUMER WARNING!!! I bought some of this dip from my local Trader Joe's the other day. It cost $3.29 for a 8 oz. container of some green stuff. I opened it right when I got home to try it out. I peeled off the protective plastic cover and took a lick. I vomitted immediately. It tasted like I was licking a sweaty vagina full of sand. Absolutely disgusting and I could not get that sweaty pussy taste out of my mouth for a couple of hours. DO NOT BUY THIS PRODUCT!

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

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April 30, 2006 11:44 PM

 
Blogger Hot Carl said...

Rick-
Thanks for your comment about the sweaty vagina tasting dip. I find trading on the stock market and food that tastes like disgusting pussy to be closely related. I went to your webpage and I must say that it sounds like you are a complete piece of shit. You are "living the dream" by playing poker for a living? Does "living the dream" include drinking enough cheap whiskey to convince yourself that the transsexual hooker's penis is really just an oversized clitoris?
Here is my investment tip for you: buy a gallon of gasoline, pour it into a bathtub, sit in it, and then light yourself on fire!

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May 03, 2006 1:15 PM

 

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