Right Said Fred

You may remember Mr. Fred from his hit single "I'm too Sexy," in which Mr. Fred made several declarations that he was "too sexy" for various items of clothing as well as other intangible objects (such as entire cities and countries). This was a small novelty song back when it came out in 1992, but who would have known that Right Said Fred would come to establish a monopoly on the movie montage market. Every movie that features a character about to go on a big date or to some new job must use "I'm too Sexy" for the clothes changing montage or else violate the standards of the Hollywood Director's Guild. Mr. Fred receives an extra $2.00 for every "I'm too sexy for my . . ." line that is used during the montage. And I have no way to finish this entry except that I'm too sexy for this blog.


P.S. That was the nerdiest thing that has ever been typed on my laptop.