Why I love Black People

I was a huge fan of Bubb Rubb (www.bubbrubb.com) when he hit the scene a few years back. While not the same individual accomplishment, this video reaches near levels of insanity.



There are so many good moments in this video. All I know is I need one of them leprechaun flutes to protect myself. This video is just another thing on the long list of reasons of why I love black people. I think it is because black people just want to have a good time. They thrive in the spotlight. When the local news comes around, black people look at it like an opportunity to entertain an audience. Who else would pull out a piece of PVC pipe and claim it was a magical leprechaun flute that was passed down from his Irish great-great-great grandfather, in complete seriousness? When white people are on the news they are too concerned about trying to relay actual, reliable information, but end up sounding stupid anyways. A white person at the leprechaun scene would be like (white guy voice): "Um, there appears to be some kind of optical illusion caused by the shadows and contours of the tree's trunk, forming the visage of the mythical Irish leprechaun." Black people take it as an audition to BET's Comic View. Example: "Y'all see the leprechaun say YEEEAHHH!" I got more information out of that than any scientist could ever explain. God bless them.

Another Great Video

Now that I just figured out how to put movies onto this page I am going to be posting a lot more of them up. This video is one of my all-time favorites:




First of all, I hate Asian people and the kids in the beginning of the video renew my hatred. Second of all, what the fuck is this event? I think it is a competition devoted solely to Robot dancing. Times have changed since I was in school. We could only imagine what it would look like for a robot to dance. Thirdly, I love how the crowd starts cheering at first because they think the white kid is a dork (which he is), but then their screams get louder and louder as their brains begin melting out of their faces. Seriously, the white kid is part praying mantis or something.

Here is something sweet:


This is what happens when you try to start a bonfire with a pile of snow-covered wood and 2.5 gallons of gasoline.