Dreaming of Punching Nerds

The past few nights I have been having a reoccuring theme to my dreams. The two dreams I can remember are completely unrelated except for one aspect . . . I've had to punch a nerd in the face. The first dream I was in an apartment. The apartment was apparently my own, however I had never been there before. Much to my surprise, I found a PSP on the counter and had no idea whose it was. However there was this fat nerdy jew in my apartment who decided that he better take it. I told him that I was going to keep it until the owner came to claim it. The fat jew refused to turn it over. I asked him one more time to hand it over and again he refused. I cocked back and knocked him right in the middle of his fat jew face with a right hook. He immediately started crying and I felt bad, but I told him he was being an asshole so I had to do it.

This is what the first nerd looks like, and yes he was probably 13 years old in my dream. . . and I punched him in the face.

The second dream involved some kind of basketball game that was being played on a sand court (I don't really know how it worked). Anyways, people were shooting for teams and there was this blonde punk kid who kept digging holes in the middle of the court. I was getting really upset at him because, as you probably know, if you play basketball on a sand court full of holes someone is going to roll an ankle. I told him I would kick his ass if he didn't stop, but he just gave me some stupid smile and kept digging. So, I grabbed him by his shirt and obliterated his nose and mouth with a rapid succession of about 4 or 5 punches. I got blood all over me and threw his body to the ground and walked off feeling good about myself.

Yeah, fuck you too buddy. Too bad your face is all smashed to shit now.

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