Have You Eatin a Swanson, Kick You in Your Johnson

Have you wishin for your death like Charles Bronson:



Things to Note: Charles Bronson is old. He enjoys the taste of an ice cream bar in the hood. He enjoys killing creeps for sport. He doesn't even give a fuck about his camera, as long as he can shoot someone in the back.

If Adam Morrison wasn't a good enough reason to hate the Charlotte Bobcats . . .

Now this: http://www.wcnc.com/localsports/stories/102006cckrSportsBobcatsMoves.5a18df9c.html

At least now Will doesn't have to play with a pack of faggots.

Mad About Marmaduke

I enjoy the hilarious exploits of the mischevious Great Dane. Cojo renewed my interest by sending me a great Marmaduke site. In case you were wondering, there is a bunch of Marmaduke related content on the webs. Here is the best:

Joe Mathlete Explains Today's Marmaduke:
http://marmadukeexplained.blogspot.com/
(explains Marmaduke in layman's terms)

If Marmaduke went political:
http://marmadukecanvote.blogspot.com/
(for the most part, political humor really bores me, but if you add Marmaduke . . .)

Project Marmaduke:
http://www.supermasterpiece.com/marmaduke/
(this one includes a Marmaduke movie script that I am assuming is a work in progress)

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