A Couple Comedy Clips

Here is a clip from the best episode of Wonder Showzen:



This clip is from Zach Galifianakis, who will be at Bumbershoot:

Don't Fuck With Teen Wolf

President Bush pissed a lot of people off when he vetoed the stem-cell research bill. I don't think he knew he would be facing the wrath of Michael J. Fox, a.k.a. Trembly McShakesalot. News story here.

In other news, I don't know how I missed this video for so long:




Brandon Roy spreading his silky smoothness all over the Las Vegas Summer League:




Cool Fatboy Slim music video:




Even though I'm on board with David Hasselhoff in that I also hate juggling, I am more of a fan of things in rhythm. Plus the song features Lateef the Truth Speaker, so I'm a bit partial to it.

Given Y'all Flashbacks Like A Second Vietnam

Because I went to the Jurassic 5 show last night I decided to see what they had on YouTube. I found this rather startling video:




I was first shocked that Tom Green is still around. Next, I was shocked at Tom Green's crazy flows. Next, I was pleased by Tom Green's MC wig. Next, I was saddened by the absence of Glen Humplik.

Am I A Bad Person? . . . Yes

I found this headline, courtesy of CNN.com, strangely hilarious: "Mumbai mourns it's '7/11' victims".


Sucks all those people died though.



P.S. Fuck you Seattle, I'm moving to Portland.

Orientation to Bob Jones University

I am going to miss this man.

Warning: Ladies may become impregnated by looking at this picture

When I think of things that are awesome, I feel pretty sweet. When I make things in Photoshop that are awesome beyond human comprehension, I feel like a Golden God. Ladies and gentlemen, I bestow upon you . . . a pirate playing a keytar:




Courtesy of that guy from The Darkness

Juggalo Attack!

Oh dear! It seems those fearsome Juggalos have done it again. The Seattle Times had an article today which broke the story. The Juggalos have been gathering in Ft. Steilacoom park to drink and smoke marijuana. But you know those wiley Juggalos aren't just going to sit around peacefully. They have really jumped it up a notch by beating up other people in the park and "threatening to cut their heads off." One of the Juggalos was even armed with a machete (are we in Rwanda or something?). Even though some arrests were made, the end of Juggalo violence does not seem near. The Times states: "One of the men charged in the attacks claimed that Juggalo groups are growing in Pierce County — going by the names 'Hatchet Riders,' 'Juggalo Empire' and 'Northwest Juggalo Posse.'"

I always thought Juggalos were a hilarious oddity. You might be wondering, exactly what are these Juggalos? They are the retarded devout fans of the Insane Clown Posse. ICP member Violent J raps:

What is a juggalo?
Let me think for a second
Oh, he gets butt-naked
And then he walks through the streets
Winking at the freaks
With a two-liter stuck in his butt-cheeks.

I like how Violent J needs a moment to contemplate his answer, then decides that the best description of a Juggalo is a person with a bottle of soda inserted in his anus. Later descriptions also tell us that a Juggalo is apt to "put a weave in his nut hair" and isn't afraid to tell a "bitch that her butt stinks." Oooh, scary! I just can't wait until these kids are in their 30's and look back on their youth and wonder "What the fuck was I doing? I worshipped fat guys in clown makeup who rapped about Faygo soda." So next time you see some ugly white kid drinking a Faygo and shopping at Hot Topic, just point and laugh because you know where that bottle has been.

This is kind of dirty